Coin Over Cause

I was on the way home when a stalking chugger approached me for “two minutes” of my time.

Seconds of indecision later, I learned that he represented a cancer charity. I thought that was an easy one to duck, for I do what I can to support the cause but through a different fundraiser.

So, I have a legitimate cop-out, and he cares about cancer patients; everybody wins, right? Wrong: How daft of me to let naivety do me dirty like that.

The slimy street peddler started flipping through his cancer pamphlet, showcasing where exactly the money goes as if the charity I’d chosen funnels raised funds into shitcoin rug pulls.

Blergh, of course, it’s a shit charity if it doesn’t count towards his KPI; what was I thinking?