Gemma Frowns

Smile, smile, for the love of all gods, Gemma!

Swear to God, man, I have known a 9.5 man on the Norwood scale, who also happened to have lost his left nut to cancer who looked a lot livelier than the lot of you sad bunch.

I get it; life is tough; it seesaws and * insert more cliches here * but is it a crime to let people — god forbid — catch you smiling for the first time since birth?