Must Record

If I ever decide that staying fit is not worth my while, make no mistake, some dumbass with a camera and a tripod at the gym was the breaking point.

"But I was just checking my form, bro." Yeah, right. How about that tech neck, bro? Don't it deserve some corrective 'cording? Or is it that you have a severe case of selective form-awareness?

It takes a certain level of narcissism and self-absorption to not be able to have enough of yourself. I get it: a simple mirror that spans the gym's walls can't cut it.

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