The Pair That Ducked

Ever look around you at work and see two people you would have mistaken for a couple if you didn’t know better?

Michael keeps talking about how cute his kids are, but his actions and apparent commitment to the fam hardly match his public portrayal of affinity for this young and pretty colleague of his, leaving the rest of us to wonder, did these two do it before lunch?

I’m not one to bet, but if my life (or fortune) depended on it, I’d go all in: these two done ducked, and multiple times at that.

Sue me, Michael; you weren’t even subtle about it.