Thurman Specter: My Diet Is Better Than Yours

Remember when personalities did not revolve around people’s diets? It turns out those days are long gone now. There is this lad at work; let’s call him Thurman Specter. Boy, does he love to talk about his diet. My man is a staunch carnivore, who is ready to die for it. He occasionally does “quick math,” determining how much raw lamb he can get from Amazon Fresh for the price of fifty dollars. I mean, yes, there isn’t anything wrong with going gluten-free or switching to a strict meat-only diet, but please, and for the love of everything you hold dear, can you shut the fuck up about it for a second?